About this Blog

Bad fashion exists. It’s a bane of society — prone to causing fits, heavy breathing and bulging eyes. Chances are you know someone who suffers from this malady, or you bear witness to the contagion on the streets. Sadly, there is no cure, short of divine intervention courtesy of a personal shopper.

Now (Don’t) Wear This! documents the pox on society that is bad fashion. We aim to pass judgment on all who transgress and then share their mistakes with the world.

Disclaimer: I apologize in advance for the questionable quality of the photographs. And for all the butts. Covert photography is not as easy as one would think.

Photo by Pablo Raw

Photo by Pablo Raw

About Me

Favorite Sport: roller derby, college football, shopping, judging people

Likes: shoes, wine, gin (aw heck, most alcohol), a sharp-dressed man, going fast, the beach, the perfect red lipstick

Dislikes: improper grammar and punctuation, leggings as pants, wrinkles, poor accessorizing, bad taste

Favorite Food: anything spicy

Memorable Quote: “Never pay retail!”