Bad fashion exists. It’s a bane of society — prone to causing fits, heavy breathing and bulging eyes. Chances are you know someone who suffers from this malady, or you bear witness to the contagion on the streets. Sadly, there is no cure, short of divine intervention courtesy of a personal shopper.
Now (Don’t) Wear This! documents the pox on society that is bad fashion. We aim to pass judgment on all who transgress and then share their mistakes with the world.
Disclaimer: I apologize in advance for the questionable quality of the photographs. And for all the butts. Covert photography is not as easy as one would think.
Favorite Sport: roller derby, college football, shopping, judging people
Likes: shoes, wine, gin (aw heck, most alcohol), a sharp-dressed man, going fast, the beach, the perfect red lipstick
Dislikes: improper grammar and punctuation, leggings as pants, wrinkles, poor accessorizing, bad taste
Favorite Food: anything spicy
Memorable Quote: “Never pay retail!”